Dear Governor Jindal,
Reality says hello. It says it missed you. It asks, how do you like your illusions? Prodded or shattered?
They said you would be hard to parody. They were wrong. For the remainder of your political career you shall be known as Bobby the Page. Kenneth the Jindal. SNL will make a killing, impersonating you.
And to think, at one time I was afraid you might contend in 2012. Now I hope you contend. I beg you, Bobby Jindal, please run for president. If you or Palin are the Republican Party nominee, Obama is assured a second term no matter what catastrophe may befall him in the first.
Please.
For me?
Kisses,
-Anonymous Democrat
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